Theoretical Loving

I was never really great at practicals,

But bet money I got theory down pact,

I'm the theoretical kinda girl,

And I could theoretically love you down all kinds a how. 

My portfolio is quite extensive,

I cater to all your demands,

I have your deepest fantasies mastered,

After all I'm the theoretical lover. 

So you like whipped cream and chocolate?

How about changing it up a bit?

I'll add some honey and a side or thrill,

Shake it, mix it, toss it, whip it, bend it or contort  it.

Anyway you like it.

So I'll theoretically love you upside down,

Inside out, back ways and side ways,

Over, under and in between, 

I'll set up a new portfolio,

This one wil cater specifically to your needs. 

Every fantasy fulfilled,

A straight up beginners guide to catering to you!!